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Showbizz Buzz for Friday, August 1st

Arnold update: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER now
says he'll announce whether he'll run for governor of
California or not on the Tonight Show Wednesday.

The "Tony Soprano" of the rap world, SUGE KNIGHT,
has violated his parole by punching a parking
attendant, state corrections officials say. KNIGHT has
been sent back to the slammer for ten months.

Can you picture ASHTON KUTCHER and PAUL
WALKER as Luke and Bo Duke in a film version of
The Dukes of Hazzard? Talks are underway. BRITNEY
SPEARS has been mentioned as a possible Daisy
Duke! (The exclamation point is for the guys who're
reading this).

Remember the jerseys RUBEN STUDDARD wore on
American Idol? Ruben's suing 205 Flava, Inc., the
company that makes the jerseys, for wrongly trying
to profit from his image after he started wearing
them.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA is fuming that her producers
gave KELLY CLARKSON the song "Miss Independent."
Christina co-wrote it originally for her Stripped
album. Christina says, "I don't blame Kelly. The
song is a good choice for her. I blame the people who
didn't let me know what they were doing."

JAM MASTER JAY from RUN-DMC feared for his life,
and was carrying a gun at the time of his death.

A Japanese clothing company has signed a deal with
MICHAEL JACKSON to sell a clothing line inspired by
the singer. In Japan, apparently, you can still dress
like Michael Jackson, and not be shunned by the rest
of society.

MARK MCGRATH from SUGAR RAY has been spending
time with hotel-heiress PARIS HILTON.

What's the deal--she promised to retire: SINEAD
O'CONNOR will release the ponderously titled two-CD
set She Who Dwells in the Secret Place of the Most
High Shall Abide Under the Shadow of the Almigthy

on September 9th. The album features includes
remakes of songs by ABBA, B-52's, EVERLY
BROTHERS, and ARETHA FRANKLIN.

Rapper DMX will appear on NBC's Third Watch this
fall. X plays a rapper who expresses his hatred for
"bootleggers" on stage. When one of his fans kills a
bootlegger, he's arrested for inciting the murder.

So now you know: MOBY insists that he be provided
with ten pairs of cotton boxer shorts, and ten pairs of
white cotton crew socks at every concert stop.

Upcoming: SEAL will release Seal IV, his first album
in five years, on September 9th; VERTICAL
HORIZON's Go comes out September 23rd.

Ever since actor SEAN HAYES saw CELINE DION's
show in Vegas, there's been rumors that the diva
would appear on his show, Will & Grace. Celine's
publicist says she'll be too busy to film, while her
management says there's no truth to the rumor,
whatsoever. I'll keep you posted on this slow-
breaking non-story.

In theaters today: Gigli; American Wedding.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Thursday, July 31st

As far as I'm concerned, I'm doing a show every day
(including all my showprep)! So I'll be posting
entertainment stories here daily. Depending on how
the website's done, this could be a daily feature on
your site when I come to work for you!

No "Governator" for California: ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER won't seek the state's top
political office, according to Republican party officials.

What we've learned about RUBEN STUDDARD from
his Rolling Stone cover story: he weighs 360 pounds
and stands six-foot-four; his album coming out in
September will be called Soulful; He gets $5,000
for each American Idols concert he performs at; he
has to tie CLAY AIKEN's tie every night before the
concert. Can't tie his own tie? Guess Clay's NOT gay,
after all!

SIMON COWELL will appear on American Juniors
Tuesday to preview the talent that shows up this
Sunday at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. That's the first
round of auditions for the next American Idol, which
hits the air in January.

400,000 people attended yesterday's big SARS-
benefit concert in Toronto. The mostly rock-fan
crowd pelted JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE with empty water
bottles--until he told them he was there to see THE
ROLLING STONES, too. Justin, they don't dislike
you. But like a lot guys, they don't get why you
dumped Britney!

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is close to signing a deal with
McDonald's. They'd sponsor his European tour--he
sing the jingle for Mickey D's new "I'm Lovin' It" ad
campaign.

MARIAH CAREY will play a female boxer in The Sweet
Science,
her first movie since the critically-panned,
Glitter. Advice to Mariah: keep the gloves on when
you meet the press--it might help the reviews.

Favorite new law suit: ELIZABETH TAYLOR's gardener
is suing the screen legend for ten years of back pay,
approximately $300,000. He also claims he was fired
because "he was not gay" like Taylor's other
employees!

SEAN "P. DIDDY" COMBS is spending $400,000 a
week to rent a luxury yacht for his summer vacation.

SMASHMOUTH has recorded three classic
Schoolhouse Rock songs for a special CD that'll be
available exclusively at Mervyn's from August 3rd to
August 10th. Yes, they're doing your faves--the three
songs are I'm Just A Bill, Conjunction Junction, and
Interjection.

Upcoming CD releases: PINK, Try This, November
11th; USHER, Confessions, November 18th.

The TRAIN concert in Atlanta tonight is being filmed
for a future pay-per-view special, and eventual DVD.

The Bad Boys II soundtrack is the number one album
in the country for the second week.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Wednesday, July 30th

That big benefit concert in Toronto is going on all
day today, featuring THE ROLLING STONES, JUSTIN
TIMBERLAKE, AC/DC, and RUSH, among others.
Toronto Rocks! was organized to raise money for
Toronto health care and tourism workers, who've
suffered financially since the SARS epidemic swept
the city.

Internet users can see the Toronto Rocks! webcast
at www.cbc.ca.

Eyewitnesses at JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE's recent
Chicago concert say girlfriend CAMERON DIAZ sat
with the singer's mom, and clapped and sang along
with every song. Later across town, people saw the
frisky couple making out in the lobby of a posh hotel.

EMINEM is such a big fan of Crank Yankers on
Comedy Central that the rapper has recorded crank
calls for the show. They're designing a puppet for
him, and it'll air as part of the show's upcoming third
season.

Reggae rapper SEAN PAUL recently received a
summons for using profanity on-stage at a recent
performance in Jamaica. The ticket was for $20 (hey,
at that price, he can afford to say "$#!%" all night).

Who has the best bods in Hollywood, according to E!
television? HALLE BARRY, followed by BRAD PITT,
and JENNIFER LOPEZ.

Sorta-Heavy D: Rapper-turned-actor HEAVY D lost
135 pounds after being rejected on Hollywood
auditions. Now, what's left of the performer will play
a mechanic in The Tracy Morgan Show, an upcoming
sitcom for NBC.

The 2003 Christina Aguilera Look-A-Like Contest is
underway. The winner gets a grand prize that's "so
good, it's still under wraps," according to the singer's
web site. Cool--where do I send my pic? Details here.

Finding Nemo is now the biggest-grossing animated
movie of all-time. It's made $313 million so far, a
million more than the previous record-holder, The
Lion King
.

Where's RUBEN STUDDARD's cover of Rolling Stone
magazine? The big guy defeated CLAY AIKEN, but RS
gave the cover to Clay! Ruben finally gets his with
the issue coming out this Friday. Maybe they were
saving him for one of their "double issues!"

Head's up: one movie reviewer just called the J-LO/
BENNIFER AFFLECK flick Gigli "worse than Swept
Away
," the MADONNA stink-a-roo. He also says real-
life lovers Jen and Ben have "no chemistry." Of
course, J-lo is playing a lesbian…

MICHELLE BRANCH, SIMPLE PLAN, and CHINGY
perform tonight on the WB's Pepsi Smash concert
series.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Tuesday, July 29th

PRESIDENT BUSH has ordered flags at half-staff
tomorrow for BOB HOPE's private burial. A public
memorial will be held August 27th.

BEYONCE KNOWLES and GOOD CHARLOTTE will join
CHRISTINA AGUILERA and COLDPLAY as performers
at the MTV Video Music Awards August 28th.

JANET JACKSON is reportedly engaged to her rap
mogul boyfriend JERMAINE DUPRI. The fact that we
know this almost a miracle. Janet's two previous
marriages were kept secret from the public for many
years.

Rumors that BEN and J-LO are getting married in
Hawaii next month were started by AFFLECK
himself--as a prank on journalists interviewing him
about Gigli, the couple's upcoming movie (or, I'm
guessing, to get more publicity for that movie).

KID ROCK and AEROSMITH could be joining BRITNEY
SPEARS and MARY J. BLIGE for that free concert to
kick off the NFL season September 4th in Washington
DC. ABC will broadcast the event.

BRITNEY SPEARS long-talked-about NASCAR movie
finally has a name (Trading Paint) and a finished
script. Note that "finished script" is NOT the same as
"good script."

It's safe to return to the movie theater (she's only
BEHIND the camera this time): MADONNA is
producing a romantic comedy called She Rocks,
described as "Working Girl set in the music world."

A star-studded LUTHER VANDROSS video for "Dance
with My Father" debuts today on AOL's popular First
Look
service. Luther's recovering from that stroke, so
big names have stepped up to appear in the video,
including CELINE DION, STEVIE WONDER, BRIAN
MCKNIGHT, BABYFACE, RUBEN STUDDARD, and
others.

The Bachelors? Bravo debuts a gay-themed reality
dating show tonight. Boy Meets Boy has a gay man
named JAMES looking for love among 15 men. The
twist is that James doesn't know that some of the
perspective love matches are "closet straights!"

Out DVD and video today: Daredevil, starring
BENNIFER AFFLECK.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Monday, July 28th

Millions of fans worldwide are mourning the loss of
legendary entertainer and Cleveland native Bob Hope,
who passed away Sunday at age 100. More on the life
and times of this beloved man at CNN.com.

The Spy Kids sequel nipped Lara Croft and Seabiscuit
by a nose at the box office this weekend. The family
adventure flick scored $32.5 million.

A Colorado judge has decided to allow cameras into
the courtroom for KOBE BRYANT's August 6th
hearing.

LIZA MINNELLI and DAVID GEST have separated. But
the fact that they were together in the first place is
still the most shocking thing.

JENNIFER LOPEZ has confirmed that she won't be
touring anytime soon. She's still too busy making
movies.

Are you ready for a TUPAC SHAKUR line of clothing?
It hits stores this fall. If Tupac were alive today, he
be blown away by what a great businessman
Tupac is.

JOHN WATERS' movie Hairspray became a smash
Broadway musical. Now the same team of producers
will attempt to do it again with Waters' flick,
Cry-Baby.

Do you know everything there is to know about U2?
There's a trivia contest on their website. Winners get
copies of the new U2 design book, Stealing Hearts At
A Traveling Show
.

MADONNA's ad for the Gap debuts on VH1 tonight.
It's actually a longer, "director's cut" version of the
commercial, in which Madonna and MISSY ELLIOT
duet on Into The Groove. Commercials have
"director's cuts" now?

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Friday, July 25th

MTV Video Music Award nominations: MISSY ELLIOT
leads the pack with eight. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has
seven. CHRISTINA AGUILERA and COLDPLAY have
been confirmed as performers.

Congrats to the original man-in-black JOHNNY CASH
on his six nominations for the MTV's VMAs! The 71-
year-old singer got them for his haunting video of his
awesome remake of the NINE INCH NAILS song,
"Hurt."

It's official: You'll be getting more Joey Tribbiani after
Friends goes off the air. Joey will debut in Friends old
time-slot September 2004. The spinoff series will
be set in Los Angeles, and star (naturally) MATT
LEBLANC.

ALICIA KEYS, MONICA, and KELLY CLARKSON will
appear on NBC's American Dreams next season.
Keys will portray 60s singer FONTELLA BASS.
MONICA will play Motown singer MARY WELLS.
CLARKSON performs as Rock and Roll Hall of Famer
BRENDA LEE.

KOBE BRYANT just bought his wife a $4 million,
eight-carat diamond ring. BRYANT has admitted to
having an affair and is accused of raping a Colorado
hotel worker.

Rumor has it that JENNIFER LOPEZ and BEN AFFLECK
will marry on the Hawaiian island of Kauai on
October 5th.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER keeping quiet about
whether he'll seek the governorship in California's
upcoming recall election. He'll have to make up his
mind in the next couple days.

Scary-thought-of-the-day: JERRY LEWIS told BILL
O'REILLY that MARILYN MONROE never had affairs
with JOHN or BOBBY KENNEDY because "she was
involved with me." If you wanna brag about affairs
with long-since deceased hot chicks, Jerry, why stop
at Marilyn Monroe? Tell us about your flings with
CLEOPATRA and JOAN OF ARC!

In theaters today: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The
Cradle of Life
; Seabiscuit; Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over.

And guess who turns 60 tomorrow? MICK JAGGER.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Tuesday, July 22nd

P. DIDDY wants to become part-owner of his favorite
basketball team, the NEW YORK KNICKS (or as
they'd known in the future, the "Nic Diddy Nac
Daddies.")

Talk show queen OPRAH WINFREY tops VH1's 200
Greatest Pop Culture Icons
. SUPERMAN' came in
second, and ELVIS PRESLEY third. The music
channel's counting them down all this week. But now
that I've revealed the big three, go have yourself a
barbeque instead of watching TV.

JEWEL's "Intuition" is number one on Billboard
magazine's Hot Dance Music chart.

SHERYL CROW will play a rare club gig as a benefit
concert for a sick friend who has a long-term illness.
The show's at New York City's Bowery Ballroom, July
28th.

For those of you sitting on the edge of your seat,
waiting to learn who techno star MOBY is endorsing
for president in 2004, it's… JOHN KERRY! This has
been another edition of "Things I Learn From Actually
Reading the Tedious Postings on Moby's Website
Because I Have Waaaaayyy Too Much Free-Time."

BuyMusic.com has launched an online music store. It
offers 300,000 songs for download (that's 100,000
more than Apple's iTunes). A single-song download
costs as little as 79 cents (cheaper than iTunes).

So, did SIR MIX-A-LOT retire, or sumpthin? Nope.
The "Baby Got Back" rapper is back with a new
album, Daddy's Home, September 3rd.

RUBEN STUDDARD has been called "The Velvet
Teddy Bear." Now a company called Applause will
start selling Ruben Studdard Teddy Bears. The
bears come in two sizes, and will be in stores mid-
September (Ruben himself still come in just one,
extra-large, size).

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Monday, July 21st

Movie-goers were very good to the WILL SMITH/
MARTIN LAWRENCE flick Bad Boys II, making it
number one this weekend with $46.7 million. That's
three times what the original took in its first weekend
back in 1995.

"Look at me! Look at me! Hey, whatcha, lookin' at?!"
COLDPLAY frontman CHRIS MARTIN will have to
make an appearance in Australian court to answer
charges that he vandalized the car of a photographer
who snapped pics of the singer while he was surfing.

RUSSELL CROWE says he and his bride, DANIELLE
SPENCER, are expecting their first child.

JERMAINE JACKSON says the JACKSON FIVE are
planning on recording a reunion album--and that
MICHAEL JACKSON will join his brothers in the
studio, and for the tour.

Expect a spin-off series featuring MATT LEBLANC'S
"Joey Tribiani" character after Friends ends next
season.

MARK MCGRATH from SUGAR RAY will have a cameo
in the upcoming BRITTANY MURPHY movie, Uptown
Girls.

Survivor: Pearl Island debuts September 18th on
CBS. The island's off the coast of Panama.

Sales of CLAY AIKEN's single are doubling the sales
of RUBEN STUDDARD's single. For the record, Ruben
still just about triples Clay in size.

JAMES BROLIN--husband to one of the country's
most famous Democrats, Barbara Streisand--will
portray RONALD REAGAN in an upcoming CBS mini-
series about the Republican former president.

NICKELBACK's new album, The Long Road, is due
September 23rd. Singer CHAD KROGER's haircut was
due in 1992.

JENNIFER LOPEZ's childhood home--an apartment on
"the block" in the Bronx that was immortalized in her
hit song--has been destroyed by fire.

Singer BRANDY blames herself for the recent end of
her marriage. She says she was too young to get
married.

So much for those breakup rumors: KID ROCK
hinting that he'll marry PAM ANDERSON next month.

--Greg Valentine

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