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Showbizz Buzz for Friday, August 22nd

American Idol release dates: CLAY AIKEN's CD hits
stores October 14th. It's officially untitled, but insiders
say it'll be called Measure Of A Man. RUBEN
STUDDARD unleashes Soulful, featuring guest
appearances from R. KELLY and MISSY ELLIOT,
November 11th.

CLAY AIKEN sings "This Is The Night" on next month's
Miss America Pageant.

Meanwhile, American Idol judges PAULA ABDUL and
RANDY JACKSON are both asking for raises. They want
$1.5 million each to sit on their asses and watch young
people do all the hard work!

Recent rumors had CHILI and main squeeze USHER
breaking up. The TLC singer tells People magazine that
the couple's very much still together.

SHERYL CROW has a greatest hits album coming out
in early November. It'll include a new song (for Sheryl,
that is)--her version of CAT STEVENS' "The First Cut
Is The Deepest," which ROD STEWART made a hit
back in 1977.

KELLY OSBOURNE says she cancelled her European
tour after she came down with food poisoning from
eating bad shellfish in the south of France with
ELTON JOHN. Yes, the rich and famous have their own
set of problems.

The RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS recently went into the
studio to record a couple songs for their greatest hits
CD. Bassist FLEA says they ended up recording
enough material for a new album.

JERRY SEINFELD guest-stars on the finale of Curb Your
Enthusiasm
's upcoming fourth season. LARRY DAVID,
the star and creator of CYE, was the co-creator of
Seinfeld. Jerry and David's reunion will air in 2004.

A second helping of The Restaurant? NBC is
negotiating with ROCCO to cook up another season of
the reality show.

Extended versions of the first two Lord of the Rings
movies will hit theaters in December, two weeks
before the release of The Lord of the Rings: The Return
of the King
.

SMASH MOUTH, MONICA and DANIEL BEDINGFIELD
perform tomorrow at the 8th Annual Arthur Ashe Kids'
Day
, an event tied to the U.S. Open tennis tournament
in New York City. It airs on CBS Sunday afternoon.

BEN AFFLECK will throw out the first pitch at tonight's
Boston Red Sox game. The National Enquirer version
of this story will be headlined: "Ben Seen With Balls In
His Hand!"

Any "blockbusters" opening this weekend? New in
theaters today: My Boss's Daughter; The Medallion;
Marci X.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Thursday, August 21st

The phrase "bada bing" has officially made it into the
Webster dictionary. Tony Soprano must've made those
lexicon losers an offer they couldn't refuse.

GOOD CHARLOTTE's been added to the line-up for that
NFL season kickoff concert in Washington DC. They
join BRITNEY SPEARS, AEROSMITH, MARY J. BLIGE
and ARETHA FRANKLIN. ABC will air the September
4th event.

There's a MICHAEL JACKSON sex-with-kids joke in
the movie trailer for the upcoming Scary Movie 3.
Michael's said to be livid--and his lawyers are
preparing a lawsuit. A Legal expert says Michael will
have a hard time winning, as the movie is clearly a
parody and satire of a public figure (I'm sure what the
lawyer meant to say was: "Come on, the allegations
are true--everybody knows it!"

If I would've thought to think about it, I could've
predicted this: thanks to the popularity of CSI and
CSI: Miami, several colleges are reporting long
waiting lists for forensic science courses.

JESSICA SIMPSON is being considered for the starring
role in a film version of the campy 60s TV show, I
Dream Of Jeannie
. Somewhere a script writer can't
believe he's actually typing the phrase, "Yes, Master."

VANESSA CARLTON and HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH
join the list of acts performing at this year's Farm
Aid
concert, September 7th in Columbus, Ohio. More
info on the event at FarmAid.org.

PRINCE performed an unannounced concert in Los
Angeles earlier this week--and didn't sing (or say)
a single word the entire night! The crowd kept
chanting, "Sing." But Prince ignored them. Maybe it
was payback--since music buyers seem to have
"ignored" every Prince album since 1992!

Unprovoked attack of the week (my comments above
about PRINCE don't count): ELTON JOHN hates the
band CREED. He calls them "miserable f*****s."

A Girls Gone Wild DVD hosted by EMINEM won't be
released. Originally the rapper asked to be involved.
But after his success as an serious actor in 8 Mile,
Eminem's people suggested he disassociate himself
with the GGW series. Smart move--SNOOP DOGG's
getting sued by an underage girl for the installment
he hosted.

The latest greatest hits collection from country star
ALAN JACKSON has knocked the Bad Boys II
soundtrack from its four-week reign at number one
on the Billboard album chart.

Something I read on MTV.com: there are rumors going
around that BRITNEY SPEARS and MADONNA will
perform together on the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.
Hey, you're MTV.com-shouldn't YOU know if these
rumors are true??

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Wednesday, August 20th

BEYONCE KNOWLES and METALLICA have been added
to the line-up of performers for the 2003 MTV Video
Music Awards
next Thursday.

DURAN DURAN, whose videos helped put the music
channel on the map back in the day, will present an
award at the VMAs. This confounds experts who didn't
realize MTV ever played videos.

Everybody Loves Raymond co-stars PETER BOYLE and
DORIS ROBERTS were back on the job yesterday,
after missing work Monday with a case of the "I-want-
a-raise flu."

Senorita Independita: KELLY CLARKSON will join
actual Latinos RICKY MARTIN and THALIA as
performers on the 2003 Latin Grammy Awards, live on
CBS September 3rd. The American Idol will sing with
Brazilian vocalist ALEXANDRE PIRES, who's up
for two trophies.

R. KELLY performed at BEN AFFLECK's birthday party
last weekend. That's one way to downplay your own
sex scandal--hang out with the guy who's going
through a bigger one.

JOHNNY DEPP will play the title character in director
TIM BURTON's upcoming remake of Willy Wonka and
the Chocolate Factory
.

ENRIQUE IGELSIAS has finally admitted he had his
trademark mole removed. The singer says he doctor
said it could've eventually become cancerous. Don't
feel bad for the mole--it still has its own show on ABC
(I think).

ABC has cancelled The Real Roseanne Show. I'm sure
you'll live.

It's not easy getting people to buy your CD when they
can just click and download it free. JOHN MAYER is
offering fans a chance at fabulous prizes, if they
order his upcoming album, Heavier Things, from
JohnMayer.com.

You knew this was coming: Fox is planning a reality
show where a single woman goes to a western-style
dude ranch in search of love--but some of the dudes
there are gay. If she chooses a straight guy, she gets
a million dollars. If she picks a gay guy, he gets the
money!

The Fab Five from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy will
appear in an episode of NBC's Good Morning, Miami
this fall. Apparently, their style and good taste doesn't
apply to sit-coms.

Smoking Gun TV, based on the popular website,
premieres tonight on Court TV.

ASHANTI, DIDO, and FABOLOUS perform tonight on
the WB's Pepsi Smash.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Tuesday, August 19th

Everybody Wants Some Of Raymond's Money: actress
PATRICA HEATON returned to work yesterday, after
calling in "sick" last week. But now PETER BOYLE and
DORIS ROBERTS are claiming to be ill. Word is all the
Everybody Loves Raymond co-stars want raises, now
that RAY ROMANO is the highest-paid TV star ever.

The date for the 2003 Billboard Music Awards is set.
It'll air live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las
Vegas December 10th on Fox. STING will receive the
Century Award, given to artists who are a hundred
years old (he he). Several rappers will give "big ups"
to the Creator as the night progresses.

BTW, remind me not to "he he" from now on.

JEWEL makes her TV acting debut this fall on the new
ROB LOWE show, The Lyon's Den. She'll play his ex-
fiancée on three episodes.

BERNIE MAC and DENNIS MILLER have joined the
loooooonnnnngggg list of hosts for this year's EMMY
telecast. I'm just too lazy today to re-type all those
names. Please refer to the previous Showbizz Buzz
entry where they're listed. My fingers thank you.

You KNOW you're a rock star when you start doing
this: FOO FIGHTER DAVE GROHL has downplayed a
report that says he leads "a clean lifestyle." Grohl
apparently finds this offensive, and wants everybody
to know that he has "his share of demons."

So when will American Idol KELLY CLARKSON launch
her first big tour (she's doing a few dates this summer
at state and county fairs)? Word is sometime in 2004.
Kelly's getting good reviews for the covers she's
picked to fill-out her set list--songs by MARIAH CAREY,
GARTH BROOKS, WHITNEY HOUSTON, AEROSMITH,
ARETHA FRANKLIN and BONNIE RAITT.

Rumors on the U2 fan site U2Log.com suggest the
band will tour extensively in 2004 and 2005.

BRITNEY SPEARS is now dating CAMERON DIAZ's ex,
JARED LETO. Which is raising eyebrows, because
Cameron is dating Britney's ex, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
Hey, high school just called--it's wants all FOUR of you
back!

SHANIA TWAIN kicks off a world tour next month. You
can get a preview tonight--NBC airs a two-hour Shania
concert special.

Newlyweds debuts on MTV tonight. It's the latest
celebrity reality show, and stars JESSICA SIMPSON
and NICK LACHEY. The cameras capture the pop
music newlywed's daily lives, a la The Osbournes.
Can't wait to see that first big argument: "who's
prettier?"

100-year-old STING's new video, "Send Your Love,"
premieres tonight on VH1.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Monday, August 18th

Freddy vs. Jason scared up $36.4 million to become
the number one movie over the weekend.

ROB LOWE's role in the ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
guberatnorial campaign has been defined: he'll be the
"celebrity wrangler" for his longtime Republican friend,
organizing support from showbiz people. (Yes, you
need to be a Democrat to be good at that job!)

SNOOP DOGG and 50 CENT have formed a rap
super group called DPG-UNIT. They've recorded nine
songs for an upcoming CD (the way things go today--
they might already be on Kazaa).

Don't believe everything you read: one of the strippers
from the club in Vancouver that BEN AFFLECK visited
now says the National Enquirer paid her co-worker
$100,000 for that salacious interview where she
claimed Ben cheated--plus gave the woman anti-
anxiety medication to pass the lie detector test!

Mood music: what's playing when MARY J. BLIGE and
her fiancé are feeling romantic? Mary says STING--his
Fragile and Shape Of My Heart albums. Mary guests
on Sting's next CD, Sacred Love.

Mood music II: CHRIS ISAAK's "Wicked Game" does
it for BRITNEY SPEARS, the singer tells In Style
magazine.

ABC has pulled out all the stops and BRITNEY SPEARS
has agreed to cancel an upcoming interview with rival
network NBC. ABC's giving Britney a big primetime
holiday special, plus plugs on Good Morning America,
and coverage of her new album when it's released this
fall.

OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE sang "Take Me Out To
The Ballgame" at yesterday's Chicago Cubs game.
You know how they put the words up on the
scoreboard? They were like subtitles to understand
what Ozzy was trying to sing.

More details on NELLY FURTADO's pregnancy. Nelly
will birth the child at home with a midwife. She
doesn't want to know the baby's gender in advance.
The name of the boy's (oops!!!) father is a secret--
Nelly's people will only say that "he's a Canadian
musician."

LIZ PHAIR adapted her performance Friday morning
on ABC's Good Morning America due to the big
blackout. Liz was a trooper, and played acoustically.
She told the audience that she and the band had
slept comfortably on their air conditioned tour bus.

Is your name Ronnie? Universal Records received
a 150-pound package the other day. Building security
discovered the box contained over one million dollars
worth of pot! The box was addressed simply to
"Ronnie." Nobody at Universal is claiming to be--or
to know--"Ronnie."

--Greg Valentine

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