Curious the name of Britney Spears' new fragrance? Yes… what's it called? Curious. Yes I am… so what's the name? Curious. Right, you jackass… what the f@%# is it? Tell me, or I'll kick your a$$!! Curi… (*thwack* … OUCH!)

BTW, Curious is a fragrant blend of white flowers and vanilla musk. The Britney Spears perfume hits stores this fall. And *thwack* is the sound of a thermos hitting your ass.

Brit's Knee: Britney Spears injured her knee Tuesday night in New York City while filming a video for the song "Outrageous." Spears was taken to a nearby hospital twice for arthroscopic surgery to remove cartilage. Insiders say the injury could affect upcoming tour dates.

Usher's CD Confessions has jumped back into the top spot (its ninth week overall at #1). Three of the top six songs in the country are sung by Mr. Raymond (#1 "Burn," #5 "Confessions Part II," #6 "Yeah").

Usher's recent appearance on Saturday Night Live is rerun tomorrow night.

Wedded diss: Gossip rising from the ashes of the recently splitsville Mario Lopez and Ali Landry says their marriage only lasted two weeks!

Radio windbag Rush Limbaugh told his audience he and his wife are separated and seeking a divorce. Drug abuse? Three divorces? Is Rush a closet Democrat?

Legendary Rhythm & Blues singer Ray Charles passed away Thursday at age 73. Funeral services are planned for next week in the Los Angeles area.

After months of public whining by the show's host, Paris Hilton will finally do Letterman Monday night (the show… put away the mini-cam, Sparky). Paris cancelled an appearance on the program last November at the height of her sex-tape notoriety.

New in theaters: The Chronicles of Riddick (Vin Diesel); The Stepford Wives (Nicole Kidman); Garfield.

--Greg Valentine