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Showbizz Buzz for Friday, August 8th

As far as I'm concerned, I'm doing a show every day
(including all my showprep)! So I'll be posting
entertainment stories here daily. Depending on how
the website's done, this could be a daily feature on
your site when I come to work for you!

WHITNEY HOUSTON turns 40-years-old tomorrow.
There's a big party (of course) at a nightclub in
Atlanta. And a "contact high" for the whole city of
Atlanta!

Organizers are going with multiple hosts for next
month's Emmy Awards. GARRY SHANDLING, ELLEN
DEGENERES, CONAN O'BRIEN, BRAD GARRETT,
DARRELL HAMMOND, WANDA SYKES, GEORGE
LOPEZ, MARTIN SHORT, and JON STEWART will be
part of the hosting crew. Even more (!) emcees will
be announced soon. If you're in showbiz, and you
don't make this list--you must really be nobody.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER's appearance on the
Tonight Show to announce his political plans drew the
late night show's second highest ratings of the year.

Remember about six weeks ago--JENNIFER LOPEZ
fired her agent? In the wake of the mega-bomb, Gigli,
J-lo's had a change of heart and re-hired the dude. Is
that a good idea? Isn't he the guy that got her this
piece of crap in the first place?

Readers of Ad Age magazine give low marks to those
CELINE DION TV commercials. The ads ranked at
the bottom of a new poll. Readers gave top marks to
those Cadillac commercials featuring LED ZEPPELIN
music.

CELINE DION is featured, along with JESSICA
SIMPSON and MANDY MOORE, in a new movie
theater promotion called "LidRock." Buy a jumbo
Coke at one of the participating theaters, and get a
free, mini-enhanced CD embedded in the lid of the
soda. LidRock? I'm surprised WHITNEY HOUSTON
isn't part of this.

A tobacco company has offered free cigarettes for
life to celebrities willing to promote their brand,
"Legal." No takers thus far.

A former classmate is suing EMINEM for calling him a
bully in one of his songs. But Eminem says he won't
attend an initial court hearing in the suit. Duh! That
big bully will be there!

ALICIA KEYS will release her new album November
18th. The as-yet-untitled effort will feature rappers
NAS and RAKIM on one song. Fans can get a behind-
the-scenes peek at the project on her website.

STING is featured this weekend in Parade magazine,
which is included in the Sunday edition of many
newspapers.

New in theaters this weekend: S.W.A.T; Freaky
Friday
(opened Wednesday).

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Thursday, August 7th

Arnold vs. Arnold: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
surprised political pundits by announcing on the
Tonight Show last night that he WILL run for
governor of California. Another name in this wacky
race: GARY COLEMAN, the pint-sized actor who
played "Arnold" on TV's Diff'rent Strokes.

JERRY SPRINGER has decided against running for
U.S. Senate. That's a shame--would've made C-SPAN
a hell of a lot more interesting!

Someone close to JENNIFER LOPEZ and BEN AFFLECK
is doing interviews, saying that J-Lo knew Ben went
to that strip club in Vancouver--and that she's fine
with it, the couple's NOT on the rocks.

BRITNEY SPEARS and JENNIFER LOPEZ are both
looking at executive producing their own daytime
talk shows. Others would host, but the singers would
drop by from time-to-time.

Rocker FRED DURST just can't stop talking about the
affair he claims he had with BRITNEY SPEARS. Fred's
telling the British press that Britney ended their
relationship after JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE started
"calling her and freaking out."

CHRISTINA AGUILERA has some words for FRED
DURST, and his Britney tales. Christina says Durst
has "made an ass of himself, and looks like a
scumbag."

An upcoming date on the JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE/
CHRISTINA AGUILERA Justified & Stripped Tour will
be filmed for a WB television special, and DVD
release.

Sex And The City's KIM CATTRALL is dating BRUCE
WILLIS. Kim's character, Samantha, is known for
her voracious sexual appetite--so insert your own
"Die Hard" joke here!

Rappers SNOOP DOGG, WARREN G and NATE DOGG
are recording an album together using the name
213. The three started out as the group 213 ten
years ago, but never recorded an album.

PINK is a huge animal-lover, and has asked Vogue
magazine to stop featuring fur on its pages.

RUBEN STUDDARD was secretly paid $10,000 to
wear those "205" jerseys on American Idol, says the
company that makes them. Ruben's suing the
company for using his image. Idol contestants are
not supposed to enter into endorsement agreements
while on the show. So the plot's thickening faster
than Ruben's waistline.

Radio stations banned them. Irate fans smashed
their CDs. But the DIXIE CHICKS have earned $60
million on their North American tour. It's likely to be
the top-grossing tour by a country artist in 2003.

Foo Fighter DAVE GROHL has offered his drumming
services to the surviving members of LED ZEPPELIN
should the band ever decide to reunite. In addition,
I'm offering my DJ services if someone ever brings
back WAVA.

The soundtrack to Bad Boys II is the number one
album in the country for the 3rd straight week.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Wednesday, August 6th

Sony Pictures is pulling all of its TV ads for the JEN
and BEN mega-flop, Gigli. You know your movie's bad
when people refuse to watch the commercials for it!

Poll from eDiets.com: JENNIFER ANISTON edged out
JENNIFER LOPEZ for the honor of "America's Most
Attractive Butt." It's another ego-blow for J-Lo, who's
not used to finishing behind anyone else's behind.

Strange quote: singer RICKY MARTIN says, "I want to
die on stage." As opposed to J-LO and BENNIFER,
who are "getting killed" on the big screen.

The company that makes RUBEN STUDDARD's "205"
jerseys have responded to the singer's lawsuit
against them. 205 Flava Inc. claims they paid Ruben
to wear the shirts on American Idol--something
that's strictly forbidden by the show. Ruben's lawsuit
claims that the company unfairly profited from him.

The American Idol spinoff, American Juniors, releases
its first single Tuesday. It features the tiny finalists
singing KIM WILDE's 1982 hit "Kids in America," and
"One Step Closer" by producer CATHY DENNIS.

MISSY ELLIOT denies the stories circulating that she
snubbed MADONNA during the shoot for their Gap
commercial. Missy says she was having a personal
crisis that day, but that she "would never disrespect
her."

The Gap has reportedly offered JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
and BRITNEY SPEARS $1 million each to do a Gap
commercial together.

AEROSMITH has officially been added to the NFL
Kickoff Concert
. STEVEN TYLER and the boys will join
BRITNEY SPEARS, MARY J. BLIGE and ARETHA
FRANKLIN at the National Mall in Washington DC,
September 4th. ABC will air the concert.

BRITNEY SPEARS' new album is being released
November 18th, according to NFL.com.

LIL' KIM and VIVICA A. FOX are set to star in
National Lampoon's Bouncers. I don't know what
this movie's about--but I'm writing my own script in
my head right now!

MARIAH CAREY's been asked to sing the theme for
the next James Bond movie. Mariah says she'll do it,
if they give her a cameo like MADONNA got. Memo
to producers: it's James Bond, not Bomb!

DAT PHAN was the big winner last night on NBC's
Last Comic Standing. Phan performs on the Tonight
Show
tonight.

The 2003 Teen Choice Awards air tonight on Fox.
KELLY CLARKSON, EVANESCENCE, and THE DONNAS
perform.

MYA, STAIND, THE CLIPSE, JASON MRAZ, and
MAROON 5 perform tonight on the WB's Pepsi
Smash
.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Tuesday, August 5th

Company magazine in England just conducted a poll:
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has been voted "Sexiest Man in
The World."

EMINEM is being sued by a former schoolmate who
says his reputation was damaged when Em called
him a bully in the song "Brain Damage." Eminem's
lawyers say this dude WAS a bully--that he DID beat
up the young Marshall Mathers back-in-the-day.

50 CENT and GOOD CHARLOTTE join COLDPLAY and
CHRISTINA AGUILERA as 2003 MTV Video Music
Awards
performers. The show's coming up August
28th.

Love on the rocks? JENNIFER LOPEZ was spotted
dancing at a New York club without her engagement
ring! A bad opening weekend can do that to a couple
(actually, J-Lo's reportedly upset at BEN over the
tabloid reports of his Canadian strip club escapade).

SIMON COWELL must be warming up for the next
American Idol. He told a British magazine that
MADONNA should "give up." Simon says he used to
one of her big fans, but that "when I think of
Madonna onstage now, it's like looking at my mom
dancing at a wedding." Honestly Simon, Madonna
could probably do your job pretty well!

Porno publisher LARRY FLYNT (Hustler) has officially
entered the California governors race, calling himself
"a smut peddler who cares." It's the first time in
history the ballot will come in a brown paper bag!

Police arrested a man in New York City's Times
Square, after he walked up to them and asked for
some bullets so he could shoot rapper DMX. This
"genius" had it all wrong anyway. He thought DMX
was performing at Madison Square Garden that
night. It was actually B2K!

New CDs in stores today: SMASHMOUTH, Get The
Picture?

The big finale of NBC's Last Comic Standing airs
tonight.

--Greg Valentine



Showbizz Buzz for Monday, August 4th

Another slice of Pie: American Wedding debuts at
#1, earning $34.2 million at the box office over the
weekend.

Are people getting enough JENNIFER LOPEZ and BEN
AFFLECK (and for free) from the tabloids? Could be.
Their flick Gigli only made $3.8 million in its opening
weekend.

Actual JEN and BEN spotting: the couple was seen
dining this weekend at a Red Lobster in Savannah,
Georgia. This answers the question, "How do you
'celebrate' when your highly-hyped 'movie' only
earns $3.8 million."

KOBE BRYANT won "Choice Male Athlete" at the 2003
Teen Choice Awards
Saturday night. Kobe told the
crowd that "an injustice anywhere is an injustice
everywhere," paraphrasing MARTIN LUTHER KING.
It's not known if the winners were chosen before or
after the rape accusations against Bryant were made
public.

Some other Teen Choice winners: KELLY CLARKSON
was named "Choice Music Female Artist," and
EVANESCENCE won "Choice Music Rock Track" for
"Bring Me To Life." The awards show airs Wednesday
night on Fox.

MIKE TYSON has declared bankruptcy. His "financial
people" say the boxer has squandered $300 million.
The first cutback for Tyson? No more financial
people!

The boys from Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight
Guy
will appear on the Tonight Show August 14th
and 15th to give JAY LENO a makeover. "...and
rememeber, a wide-lapel disco shirt from the 70s
will make that enormous chin look smaller."

ASHANTI has recorded an album of classic Christmas
songs (plus four new holiday tunes). It hits stores in
November.

BRITNEY SPEARS will debut at least two new songs
during her appearance at that NFL season-kick off
concert in Washington DC, September 4th.

Reebok commercials starring MARY J. BLIGE hit the
air soon. The singer is shown jumping double-dutch
on a city street wearing the company's sneakers.

Think the race for governor of California is turning
into a freak show? The latest celebrity to enter the
contest is comedian GALLAGHER. I don't know how
he expects to win without the all-important
"watermelon vote."

--Greg Valentine

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